WES!!!

I’ve been driving that 190E for over a year now and I still argue with my parents on who should keep on using and paying for the remaining debts of that car in the future. I don’t know if I’ll be loyal enough to keep WES in years to come. Okay let’s just call the car I’m currently driving and only paying for petrol as WES and a her. WES because that’s the license plate number and her because the person driving it is a girl. ;)

First and foremost, I could say that I really enjoy driving WES around. I’ve had my moments with her. Let me share those moments with you guys here. Here goes:

1. I remembered the time she failed on me and I was left stranded on the far right lane (the fast lane) of the Federal Highway. Every single time up until today, whenever I passed by Angkasapuri, I still remember those dreadful 2 hours stranded in the middle of the road alone in WES. Thank you WES. You were such a pain back then!!

2. WES stopped dead again in the middle of KL. I had some really nice AAM guys to help me out. I remember being a total jerk too because after that total stranger, AAM guy helped to loan his extra car battery so that I could move the car away from the main road, I asked him if he wanted a token or something (ie: me paying him a lil bit of money) and he didn’t say anything. But later he came to my car as if waiting for something and I just said “Thanks” and I didn’t give him shit.Haha.

3. Because WES is such a huge momma, I had and still have trouble with her whenever it is time for PARKING!!! Knowing KL and the real tight parking space, it’s always best to the the backward parking so that it’ll be easy for you to make your way out. Me, being a real mangkuk in backward parking ended up parking the normal way in this super cramped parking lot. I was having trouble to get out and I resorted to have this really nice man(who is a total stranger) to help me reversed the car and get it out of the parking so that he could park his car at my lot. I was desperate because I was rushing against time and only God knows how mega-embarresed I was then.

4.I’ve had some really disgusting experience in the WES too. I was feeling drowsy and actually puked a couple of time at the office. Office hour was over and I braved myself to drive home and yeah I thought that I was fit enough to drive. Puking or no puking, I still had to get my ass home right. Only just 5 minutes in the car, I was doing the Emily Rose’s possesed puking all over the steering wheel and over my clothes. I ended up driving home for the next 30 minutes drenched in my own puke. Thankfully, there was no horrid odour because I vomitted mostly water and some curry I had for lunch. LOL!

5. I’ve also spilled some really hot coffee all over the gearbox. I was hungry and trying to have my tea-time in the car. I didn’t know what I was thinking then but I sure panicked because I was afraid all the electronics in WES would spoil because of the hot coffee. Thankfully I arrived home safely this time with Arabica Coffee fragrance which overwhelmed my Glade Sport car fragrance.

6. Because of WES, I’m currently getting Reserved Parking lot every single day I go to class cum work.GREAAAATTT!!!

So WES if you can read this, I know you can’ t; but what I'm really trying to say is that I appreaciate and enjoy driving you. Hope we’ll have a great time together forever.

WES!!!

I’ve been driving that 190E for over a year now and I still argue with my parents on who should keep on using and paying for the remaining debts of that car in the future. I don’t know if I’ll be loyal enough to keep WES in years to come. Okay let’s just call the car I’m currently driving and only paying for petrol as WES and a her. WES because that’s the license plate number and her because the person driving it is a girl. ;)

First and foremost, I could say that I really enjoy driving WES around. I’ve had my moments with her. Let me share those moments with you guys here. Here goes:

1. I remembered the time she failed on me and I was left stranded on the far right lane (the fast lane) of the Federal Highway. Every single time up until today, whenever I passed by Angkasapuri, I still remember those dreadful 2 hours stranded in the middle of the road alone in WES. Thank you WES. You were such a pain back then!!

2. WES stopped dead again in the middle of KL. I had some really nice AAM guys to help me out. I remember being a total jerk too because after that total stranger, AAM guy helped to loan his extra car battery so that I could move the car away from the main road, I asked him if he wanted a token or something (ie: me paying him a lil bit of money) and he didn’t say anything. But later he came to my car as if waiting for something and I just said “Thanks” and I didn’t give him shit.Haha.

3. Because WES is such a huge momma, I had and still have trouble with her whenever it is time for PARKING!!! Knowing KL and the real tight parking space, it’s always best to the the backward parking so that it’ll be easy for you to make your way out. Me, being a real mangkuk in backward parking ended up parking the normal way in this super cramped parking lot. I was having trouble to get out and I resorted to have this really nice man(who is a total stranger) to help me reversed the car and get it out of the parking so that he could park his car at my lot. I was desperate because I was rushing against time and only God knows how mega-embarresed I was then.

4.I’ve had some really disgusting experience in the WES too. I was feeling drowsy and actually puked a couple of time at the office. Office hour was over and I braved myself to drive home and yeah I thought that I was fit enough to drive. Puking or no puking, I still had to get my ass home right. Only just 5 minutes in the car, I was doing the Emily Rose’s possesed puking all over the steering wheel and over my clothes. I ended up driving home for the next 30 minutes drenched in my own puke. Thankfully, there was no horrid odour because I vomitted mostly water and some curry I had for lunch. LOL!

5. I’ve also spilled some really hot coffee all over the gearbox. I was hungry and trying to have my tea-time in the car. I didn’t know what I was thinking then but I sure panicked because I was afraid all the electronics in WES would spoil because of the hot coffee. Thankfully I arrived home safely this time with Arabica Coffee fragrance which overwhelmed my Glade Sport car fragrance.

6. Because of WES, I’m currently getting Reserved Parking lot every single day I go to class cum work.GREAAAATTT!!!

So WES if you can read this, I know you can’ t; but what I'm really trying to say is that I appreaciate and enjoy driving you. Hope we’ll have a great time together forever.

OIT!!!

I don’t know why but I do know that of late, I have a sudden knack for blogging. So here goes another piece of shit I am about to spill out despite having said to myself that I should quit doing this (refer to previous post). Very well, so what if I am fickle!

Anyways, the latest news are...

MOST of my friends are already getting a great job and I could sense that they are going to have a great life ahead of them. I am really happy and proud of their success but I could not help being a wee bit envious on their whole achievement thingy or should I just say that I get intimidated by my friends’ success. Personally, I think it is okay to feel that way because on a positive side of things, you will get motivated to work twice as hard as your friends to be either as good or way better than they are. My friends being successful in their career is definately a great motivation drive for me to work really hard to earn a really great career anytime now. If my friends can achive it, why can’t I?

On the other hand, I think that I am beginning to lose my social life. That will be a huge problem in a long run because I will end up becoming a super-boring person. I already got such comments from some old friends of mine and I think they are right.Or are they really???

It scares the shits out of me when they say that I am thinking like an old person and when a friend asked me questions like do you go to any concert this year? And I went like..you know I don’t really do concert, but I’m into theater. Worse was when I commented that I am starting to hate the crowds at the malls when I wanted to do shopping and my friends went like,”...you look young from the outside, but you are like an old person in the inside”.You get it why they commented in such a way? Simple! Only old farts hate walking in the shopping malls. Darn it. I felt old the very instance they made those remarks. Huahuahuahua...Sheesshhh...I am so POYO!!

Hmm...

Despite the no social life & what more no fling for the year going to come around anytime soon this year, I am sensing that I will be somewhat a successful person in my career but forever miserable, carefree and ‘flingless’ by year end. Hehehe...We’ll see.

OIT!!!

I don’t know why but I do know that of late, I have a sudden knack for blogging. So here goes another piece of shit I am about to spill out despite having said to myself that I should quit doing this (refer to previous post). Very well, so what if I am fickle!

Anyways, the latest news are...

MOST of my friends are already getting a great job and I could sense that they are going to have a great life ahead of them. I am really happy and proud of their success but I could not help being a wee bit envious on their whole achievement thingy or should I just say that I get intimidated by my friends’ success. Personally, I think it is okay to feel that way because on a positive side of things, you will get motivated to work twice as hard as your friends to be either as good or way better than they are. My friends being successful in their career is definately a great motivation drive for me to work really hard to earn a really great career anytime now. If my friends can achive it, why can’t I?

On the other hand, I think that I am beginning to lose my social life. That will be a huge problem in a long run because I will end up becoming a super-boring person. I already got such comments from some old friends of mine and I think they are right.Or are they really???

It scares the shits out of me when they say that I am thinking like an old person and when a friend asked me questions like do you go to any concert this year? And I went like..you know I don’t really do concert, but I’m into theater. Worse was when I commented that I am starting to hate the crowds at the malls when I wanted to do shopping and my friends went like,”...you look young from the outside, but you are like an old person in the inside”.You get it why they commented in such a way? Simple! Only old farts hate walking in the shopping malls. Darn it. I felt old the very instance they made those remarks. Huahuahuahua...Sheesshhh...I am so POYO!!

Hmm...

Despite the no social life & what more no fling for the year going to come around anytime soon this year, I am sensing that I will be somewhat a successful person in my career but forever miserable, carefree and ‘flingless’ by year end. Hehehe...We’ll see.

:)

It's been really hectic for the past two weeks. I enjoy it really and the class turns out to be great too. Well, I think it IS!

Besides having been rather successful in turning myself into a bookworm, really focused on my work and doing all the typical geeky stuffs day in and day out, I am starting to feel that something is really missing in my life. I am missing that tiny zest of madness that I used to have previously. Probably, I should have more of a social life!!! Oh well, I'm working on it , slow and easy you know.

Other than that, I really have nothing else to say here. I thought I really have a good one a few days back but I never come around writing anything.

Very well, I might all together push the delete button for the third time again to end my blogging life. You just never know. Hahaha...I am afterall very unpredictable.

Come to think of it, I might delete this blog soon but only time will tell when. You know with the latest news I heard where employers actually google out on their potential employees on the net really gives me the spooks. I don't want to be making an awful impression of myself if ever any future employer of mine google out my blog or my friendster account. Thus, watching out for what you have to say, write and disclosed on the net are something I have to bear in mind.

Oh whatever! This thing is coming down sooner or later.

Bis dann Leute! Tschuss !
Till then people!Bye!

:)

It's been really hectic for the past two weeks. I enjoy it really and the class turns out to be great too. Well, I think it IS!

Besides having been rather successful in turning myself into a bookworm, really focused on my work and doing all the typical geeky stuffs day in and day out, I am starting to feel that something is really missing in my life. I am missing that tiny zest of madness that I used to have previously. Probably, I should have more of a social life!!! Oh well, I'm working on it , slow and easy you know.

Other than that, I really have nothing else to say here. I thought I really have a good one a few days back but I never come around writing anything.

Very well, I might all together push the delete button for the third time again to end my blogging life. You just never know. Hahaha...I am afterall very unpredictable.

Come to think of it, I might delete this blog soon but only time will tell when. You know with the latest news I heard where employers actually google out on their potential employees on the net really gives me the spooks. I don't want to be making an awful impression of myself if ever any future employer of mine google out my blog or my friendster account. Thus, watching out for what you have to say, write and disclosed on the net are something I have to bear in mind.

Oh whatever! This thing is coming down sooner or later.

Bis dann Leute! Tschuss !
Till then people!Bye!

Six Months Of...

After much thought (which took me a year to think through things), I am back on my feet doing some serious studies. To be exact, it’ll be a six months study. Is it worth all the time, money, effort, study and risks??? I’ll know the answer only after 6 months later starting from next Monday.

Seriously, I have no expectation on how things will workout. My first day in class, I had the lousiest impression that it is going to suck big time. But on a brighter side, I get to meet and talk to almost everyone in the class. Each one of them with their unique character and I’m getting a hint that I’ll be enjoying the company of selected people in the class. I sussed that they are of my contemporaries. ;)

I skipped class today. The reason being ...Hmm...let me see. I think I could make up hundreds of excuses if I wanted to. I am pretty good at that. Thanks to my previous job experience as a customer service agent, I learnt to lie, lie again, swear behind customer’s back, make up believable excuses and pretend to empathised on ones problem.Thus, I self-proclaimed myself as a good actress and sure, communication is not a problem with me.

Whatever it is, I still think that I am going to need some backup plan in case this one does not work. I’m talking about jeopardising my future here. I think that I’ll need a part-time job or something to earn some side income in the next six months. I’ll think about that and definately I’ll need to spend my whole weekend to think up of a good excuse for not attending the class today. Yeah that’s right and I also need to study.

Are you seeing where things are heading now for me? I am heading more and more towards a boring person who read, study, programme, create and learn. Oh, whatever!
I am just going to have to learn looking things on a more positive tone everyday.That’s definately a lot of learning to do!

Six Months Of...

After much thought (which took me a year to think through things), I am back on my feet doing some serious studies. To be exact, it’ll be a six months study. Is it worth all the time, money, effort, study and risks??? I’ll know the answer only after 6 months later starting from next Monday.

Seriously, I have no expectation on how things will workout. My first day in class, I had the lousiest impression that it is going to suck big time. But on a brighter side, I get to meet and talk to almost everyone in the class. Each one of them with their unique character and I’m getting a hint that I’ll be enjoying the company of selected people in the class. I sussed that they are of my contemporaries. ;)

I skipped class today. The reason being ...Hmm...let me see. I think I could make up hundreds of excuses if I wanted to. I am pretty good at that. Thanks to my previous job experience as a customer service agent, I learnt to lie, lie again, swear behind customer’s back, make up believable excuses and pretend to empathised on ones problem.Thus, I self-proclaimed myself as a good actress and sure, communication is not a problem with me.

Whatever it is, I still think that I am going to need some backup plan in case this one does not work. I’m talking about jeopardising my future here. I think that I’ll need a part-time job or something to earn some side income in the next six months. I’ll think about that and definately I’ll need to spend my whole weekend to think up of a good excuse for not attending the class today. Yeah that’s right and I also need to study.

Are you seeing where things are heading now for me? I am heading more and more towards a boring person who read, study, programme, create and learn. Oh, whatever!
I am just going to have to learn looking things on a more positive tone everyday.That’s definately a lot of learning to do!

Bug Off!!!

Don't worry people. I am not telling you to bug off. That phrase is strictly dedicated to this one person who has been haunting me and scares the shit out of me. I am referring to this stalker that I never realized I have! Darn it!

It really spooks me out and I was even at the verge of getting my number changed; but I can't do that because I have all my prospective employers hanging on to that number. Just because of this sole psychotic prick, I have to change my number!!! To some extend I just might change it; but not now though. No worries friends. In case there would be a change of my number, you people will be informed.

So I don't know if you people already get the picture here. If you are still dazed about wtf I was ranting about a few lines ago; Hey guess what? I have a stalker!!! And it was entirely my mistake for foolishly and almost feasibly give out my number back then when I was working closely with my customers (back during the customer service days).

But the thing is, the exchange of number and the refusal to go out on a 'date' with this unknown stranger was ages ago. To be exact, it was almost a a year ago. What really surprised me was that, couldn't that person get the little bit of hint that I do not wish to go out with him and I thought that I already have made my point clear. The fact that he still hangs on to my number really scares me. It was like, what the hell does he wants???

You guys care to advise on what's the best thing to do here??? I could really do some help here.

Bug Off!!!

Don't worry people. I am not telling you to bug off. That phrase is strictly dedicated to this one person who has been haunting me and scares the shit out of me. I am referring to this stalker that I never realized I have! Darn it!

It really spooks me out and I was even at the verge of getting my number changed; but I can't do that because I have all my prospective employers hanging on to that number. Just because of this sole psychotic prick, I have to change my number!!! To some extend I just might change it; but not now though. No worries friends. In case there would be a change of my number, you people will be informed.

So I don't know if you people already get the picture here. If you are still dazed about wtf I was ranting about a few lines ago; Hey guess what? I have a stalker!!! And it was entirely my mistake for foolishly and almost feasibly give out my number back then when I was working closely with my customers (back during the customer service days).

But the thing is, the exchange of number and the refusal to go out on a 'date' with this unknown stranger was ages ago. To be exact, it was almost a a year ago. What really surprised me was that, couldn't that person get the little bit of hint that I do not wish to go out with him and I thought that I already have made my point clear. The fact that he still hangs on to my number really scares me. It was like, what the hell does he wants???

You guys care to advise on what's the best thing to do here??? I could really do some help here.

Understanding your Sex!

It is a sadden fact to miss out on sex education in school. Although every once in a while we keep on hearing arising issues whether sex education should be compulsory in school or not , the fact of the matter is it will never materialize. Not with our seemingly backward mindset which the majority of the current population have in mind.

On the other hand, if for once you could stop blamming the authority for not doing the right things, you are entirely entitled to make the change yourself. In relevant to learning sex education, you could get your very personal tutorial from books, words of mouth ( if you could trust any) and I guess the most reliable and easily accessed source will obviously be from the Internet itself.

So there I was, finding myself browsing through the net searching for vital informations. Hehe.

I was caught up researching for informations on tampons.

Okay, first up! If you have no graphical idea on how a tampon looks like or worst you don't even have a freaking idea what is a tampon, please press Alt + F4 NOW.

Enough of the disclaimer thingy going about, let us get to the core of things.

Most people have a bad misconception and understanding of the usage and application of a tampon. Tampons are highly associated with the fear of losing one's virginity. If you really want to know, you will only lose your virginity once you have a sexual intercourse. You might also want to argue that by applying the tampon you will also lose your virginity because you will tear the hymen which is always misunderstood as the measuring indicator for one's virginity. What I am saying is that, people tend to think that if you tear your hymen, there goes your virginity.

Roughly speaking, the hymen is layers of tissue located around the opening of the vagina. Women may or may not have hymen tissue because the formation of the hymen depends on the division of the tissue. If the tissue divides incompletely , you will end up with the hymen and if the tissues divides completely there will be no hymen at all during birth. The hymen formation actually happens during the early stages of the fetal developement or in short, when females are in the womb.

Moreover, from my understanding, the hymen is very elastic. Women may end up tearing or otherwise stretching the hymen if you are highly active in certain sports activities and during intercourse. But some people may still have the hymen intact despite having sex for years and most probably will partially tear the hymen only through rough sex. It is also knowned that this very elastic and strong tissue which God has created for women will be present until the next vaginally delivered baby.

Pheww! That takes a lot of explanation isn't it.

So ladies, if you are ever caught in an arguement with a guy or another girl on tampon and virginity related matter, you will definately have your win and say on the right things if you have understood some basics about the women's body from the ramblings I have been doing a few paragraphs ago. Therefore, there should not be any fear if you wish to use the tampon and do not worry about the common first night blood stain on the bedsheet kind of craps because for all you have to know, nobody could tell whether or not you have a hymen or even a hymen tear. And if you do have a tear of the hymen, there is usually no pain nor bleeding at all, so there is no way telling on the current situation of your hymen unless if you pay a little visit to the doctor and beg to ask him/her to check on your freaking hymen. Talking about having a major paranoia on petty stuffs.

Finally, please do away with all those complicating and mostly untrue myth, people! Hopefully, you have understood a miniscule fact about your body and sex by now.

Understanding your Sex!

It is a sadden fact to miss out on sex education in school. Although every once in a while we keep on hearing arising issues whether sex education should be compulsory in school or not , the fact of the matter is it will never materialize. Not with our seemingly backward mindset which the majority of the current population have in mind.

On the other hand, if for once you could stop blamming the authority for not doing the right things, you are entirely entitled to make the change yourself. In relevant to learning sex education, you could get your very personal tutorial from books, words of mouth ( if you could trust any) and I guess the most reliable and easily accessed source will obviously be from the Internet itself.

So there I was, finding myself browsing through the net searching for vital informations. Hehe.

I was caught up researching for informations on tampons.

Okay, first up! If you have no graphical idea on how a tampon looks like or worst you don't even have a freaking idea what is a tampon, please press Alt + F4 NOW.

Enough of the disclaimer thingy going about, let us get to the core of things.

Most people have a bad misconception and understanding of the usage and application of a tampon. Tampons are highly associated with the fear of losing one's virginity. If you really want to know, you will only lose your virginity once you have a sexual intercourse. You might also want to argue that by applying the tampon you will also lose your virginity because you will tear the hymen which is always misunderstood as the measuring indicator for one's virginity. What I am saying is that, people tend to think that if you tear your hymen, there goes your virginity.

Roughly speaking, the hymen is layers of tissue located around the opening of the vagina. Women may or may not have hymen tissue because the formation of the hymen depends on the division of the tissue. If the tissue divides incompletely , you will end up with the hymen and if the tissues divides completely there will be no hymen at all during birth. The hymen formation actually happens during the early stages of the fetal developement or in short, when females are in the womb.

Moreover, from my understanding, the hymen is very elastic. Women may end up tearing or otherwise stretching the hymen if you are highly active in certain sports activities and during intercourse. But some people may still have the hymen intact despite having sex for years and most probably will partially tear the hymen only through rough sex. It is also knowned that this very elastic and strong tissue which God has created for women will be present until the next vaginally delivered baby.

Pheww! That takes a lot of explanation isn't it.

So ladies, if you are ever caught in an arguement with a guy or another girl on tampon and virginity related matter, you will definately have your win and say on the right things if you have understood some basics about the women's body from the ramblings I have been doing a few paragraphs ago. Therefore, there should not be any fear if you wish to use the tampon and do not worry about the common first night blood stain on the bedsheet kind of craps because for all you have to know, nobody could tell whether or not you have a hymen or even a hymen tear. And if you do have a tear of the hymen, there is usually no pain nor bleeding at all, so there is no way telling on the current situation of your hymen unless if you pay a little visit to the doctor and beg to ask him/her to check on your freaking hymen. Talking about having a major paranoia on petty stuffs.

Finally, please do away with all those complicating and mostly untrue myth, people! Hopefully, you have understood a miniscule fact about your body and sex by now.

Do you consider yourself typical?

lf the answer for the above is yes, wo ... you definately need a lot to change and I don't suppose you will be reading this blog either. Hahaha.

Typical people under my personal and very surface interpretation means a whole lot of thing.

Types and behaviours of the typical people:
- racists, disrespect others, talk highly of themselves only, cooped up in their own community, not open minded, supposedly to be extremely pious about the religion but in reality knows little or nothing at all about the religion, very judgemental or in a nutshell they are just very TYPICAL!

So what is your definition of a 'Typical Person'?

Do you consider yourself typical?

lf the answer for the above is yes, wo ... you definately need a lot to change and I don't suppose you will be reading this blog either. Hahaha.

Typical people under my personal and very surface interpretation means a whole lot of thing.

Types and behaviours of the typical people:
- racists, disrespect others, talk highly of themselves only, cooped up in their own community, not open minded, supposedly to be extremely pious about the religion but in reality knows little or nothing at all about the religion, very judgemental or in a nutshell they are just very TYPICAL!

So what is your definition of a 'Typical Person'?

Young and Crazy!

When you are at my age and you have neither the commitment nor the obligations for anything, you ought to do the craziest and the wildest thing in your life. This will especially help if you are sticking to the I'm Single Option.

I fully recommend people who are of the contemporaries to do these:

1. Grab that "Flirting is not a crime " T-shirt from BUM and wear it with pride.
2. Flirt around -->The ultimate favourite single people past time.
3. Hanging out with eligible,single, not-so-bad looking guys/girls not gays/lesbians with a couple of your trusted and craziest friends for safety reasons.
4. Pose around and take snapshots from angles ranging from 1 - 360 degrees and most important of all upload and post it online for public viewing. You never know who might be coming after you.
5. Meet as many friends of your friends friend friend or whatever and remember to socialise.
6. Always being yourself, be confident and make yourself look HOT/ stunningly beautiful in order for others to perceive the same way too. Well, hopefully!
7. If you are daring and confident enough, Blind Date is to sought after, provided the ground rules of blind dates are to be followed for the sake of your own safety.
8. Stick this idea in your head : "Being single gives you the endless freedom to meet people, understanding people and yourself better."
9. Once in a while, you need to go for the wildest escapade ride in your single life. Trust me you will laugh yourself out to bits no matter how disastrous it would end up at the end of the day.
10. Remember not to waste your single life and always make the most out of it. There's no regret and just have fun!

Young and Crazy!

When you are at my age and you have neither the commitment nor the obligations for anything, you ought to do the craziest and the wildest thing in your life. This will especially help if you are sticking to the I'm Single Option.

I fully recommend people who are of the contemporaries to do these:

1. Grab that "Flirting is not a crime " T-shirt from BUM and wear it with pride.
2. Flirt around -->The ultimate favourite single people past time.
3. Hanging out with eligible,single, not-so-bad looking guys/girls not gays/lesbians with a couple of your trusted and craziest friends for safety reasons.
4. Pose around and take snapshots from angles ranging from 1 - 360 degrees and most important of all upload and post it online for public viewing. You never know who might be coming after you.
5. Meet as many friends of your friends friend friend or whatever and remember to socialise.
6. Always being yourself, be confident and make yourself look HOT/ stunningly beautiful in order for others to perceive the same way too. Well, hopefully!
7. If you are daring and confident enough, Blind Date is to sought after, provided the ground rules of blind dates are to be followed for the sake of your own safety.
8. Stick this idea in your head : "Being single gives you the endless freedom to meet people, understanding people and yourself better."
9. Once in a while, you need to go for the wildest escapade ride in your single life. Trust me you will laugh yourself out to bits no matter how disastrous it would end up at the end of the day.
10. Remember not to waste your single life and always make the most out of it. There's no regret and just have fun!

Caffeine Power!

I had coffee earlier tonight and I am so wide awake up until now.

I have not been ranting for quiet sometime already rite. So my fellow readers, do you guys miss me???? Hahahha...

I just got back from Sitiawan yesterday morning. I drove alone all the way from Sitiawan-KL. It was a good attempt and I did pretty well. I was running on average of 120-130km/h. Usually I would have gone on average of 140km/h if I am under supervision but I did not dare to do so this time around only because I was driving alone. I had to be super cautious. Yeah right! It was a good ride altogether with Gweny-Gwen-Gwen accompanying me throughout the three hours trip.

What else happened for the past week?

Yeah, I was stuck in the hospital for a couple of days. Mind you, I was not the one hospitalized. That was the second time I actually make trips to the hospital. I can easily conclude that I don't really like hospitals that much. Who would have? It's a place for the SICK! There is nothing exhilarating about it! ;)

Apart from meeting a super old friend of mine and officially back to square one (for those who know, you know what I am talking about. no need to elaborate), I think that I had my week well spent. I am looking forward for tomorrow noon and I'll catch up with you lots later.

Caffeine Power!

I had coffee earlier tonight and I am so wide awake up until now.

I have not been ranting for quiet sometime already rite. So my fellow readers, do you guys miss me???? Hahahha...

I just got back from Sitiawan yesterday morning. I drove alone all the way from Sitiawan-KL. It was a good attempt and I did pretty well. I was running on average of 120-130km/h. Usually I would have gone on average of 140km/h if I am under supervision but I did not dare to do so this time around only because I was driving alone. I had to be super cautious. Yeah right! It was a good ride altogether with Gweny-Gwen-Gwen accompanying me throughout the three hours trip.

What else happened for the past week?

Yeah, I was stuck in the hospital for a couple of days. Mind you, I was not the one hospitalized. That was the second time I actually make trips to the hospital. I can easily conclude that I don't really like hospitals that much. Who would have? It's a place for the SICK! There is nothing exhilarating about it! ;)

Apart from meeting a super old friend of mine and officially back to square one (for those who know, you know what I am talking about. no need to elaborate), I think that I had my week well spent. I am looking forward for tomorrow noon and I'll catch up with you lots later.

These kids need a SHRINK!

It was during the Moral class. Out of the 18 students, 5 of them are girls and the remaining numbers are the amount of mixed hooligans and civilised young lads that I have to bear with in the class.

Things started off fine as the students slowly creep in. I managed to shout out some announcement regarding the previous test results and asking them to open up their books to discuss a passage. That took me a lot of screaming to get them to calm down and to literally sit down. The girls are to be complemented on their behaved demeanor but not the boys though. Few of the boys brought no books and it took me sometime to kindly coerce them to share books with their friends and write down the answers in a piece of paper.

Later two boys came in after being called out for some counsellings session with thier class teacher. Upon arriving in the class and in a mere split second, a cry broke out at the back of the class. Student A started crying while hitting some punches to student D and they started screaming. It turned out that, D tried to steal A's shaker mechanic pencil and even have the guts to say A stole it from him. As the supposedly only sensible adult at that time, I acted like a judge. "Both of you keep quiet and see me after class." Grabbed the pencil and walked to the front of the class and tried to resume the already paused lesson.

Ya di ya ya di ya...then came the teacher cum referee moment!

Student K and student N were fussing about who should be doing the presentation in the group. At first it was just a face to face shout at each other face kind of fight. In the next second, came the shove me and shove you part. Later, the teacher who happened to be yours truly intervened and tried to stop to whole chaos before it gotten any worse. At first I really had no idea on how to handle this two young guys. You want to know why?

Let me vividly try to picture you Student K physical being. He is slightly taller than I am and probably weigh three times more than I am. He is an obese 11 year old kid and has some anger management problem to deal with. On the other hand, Student N is just a normal ,tiny 11 year old kid. I presume him as normal!

So just imagine it, I was putting myself in between these furious monsters. I had nothing to worry about with Student N. My constant worries was with Student K. There I was, standing like a pathetic referee trying to break a fight. I tried to spread my two hands at my side. Supposedly that will separate the two from futher bashing one another. Student K was seriously out of control. He did not give a fuck that I was there in the middle of them trying to break them loose. Meanwhile student N was already ready to give in and gave up the fight.

Student K kept on pounding the other fellow while I was trying to miss some of the heavy punches from him. After what seemed like a minute of me screaming to Student K to stop whatever he was doing, the fight ended. I managed to break them loose with a price of a slight punch from Student K. Ouch!!!

I do not know if I have done a pretty darn good job or not. I guess I really suck at it. I should have been more stern with the kids. But how am I suppose to do that when these are the possibilities coming ahead of me if I could have whacked both students and screamed curses at them:
- Student K might beat me up instead of simply punching Student N (remember the size of the fella)
- K might turned into a green hulk and put on a fit of rage by trashing the metal chairs at me
- I might experienced some post-fight revenge like car scratches or God knows what these kids can do nowadays.

In the end of the day, I thought that I had done a pretty not bad job. Hahaha! It was difficult and I had no clue on how to handle them at all. Man, I was exhausted by the time class ended. Thank God recess was next. I ate and drank to fuel up on those lost calories. Who bloody says teaching is easy?

By the way, K definitely needs to see a shrink like ASAP. If only I could tell that to his parents. He definitely has problem to control his emotions. One second he is a chirpy, happy kid while the next he just turns into a rage machine. He is a grumpy kid and he needs help. I could imagine that if his behavior continues until his teenage life, he has big possibilities to turn into a hardheaded mobster! That's bad!

These kids need a SHRINK!

It was during the Moral class. Out of the 18 students, 5 of them are girls and the remaining numbers are the amount of mixed hooligans and civilised young lads that I have to bear with in the class.

Things started off fine as the students slowly creep in. I managed to shout out some announcement regarding the previous test results and asking them to open up their books to discuss a passage. That took me a lot of screaming to get them to calm down and to literally sit down. The girls are to be complemented on their behaved demeanor but not the boys though. Few of the boys brought no books and it took me sometime to kindly coerce them to share books with their friends and write down the answers in a piece of paper.

Later two boys came in after being called out for some counsellings session with thier class teacher. Upon arriving in the class and in a mere split second, a cry broke out at the back of the class. Student A started crying while hitting some punches to student D and they started screaming. It turned out that, D tried to steal A's shaker mechanic pencil and even have the guts to say A stole it from him. As the supposedly only sensible adult at that time, I acted like a judge. "Both of you keep quiet and see me after class." Grabbed the pencil and walked to the front of the class and tried to resume the already paused lesson.

Ya di ya ya di ya...then came the teacher cum referee moment!

Student K and student N were fussing about who should be doing the presentation in the group. At first it was just a face to face shout at each other face kind of fight. In the next second, came the shove me and shove you part. Later, the teacher who happened to be yours truly intervened and tried to stop to whole chaos before it gotten any worse. At first I really had no idea on how to handle this two young guys. You want to know why?

Let me vividly try to picture you Student K physical being. He is slightly taller than I am and probably weigh three times more than I am. He is an obese 11 year old kid and has some anger management problem to deal with. On the other hand, Student N is just a normal ,tiny 11 year old kid. I presume him as normal!

So just imagine it, I was putting myself in between these furious monsters. I had nothing to worry about with Student N. My constant worries was with Student K. There I was, standing like a pathetic referee trying to break a fight. I tried to spread my two hands at my side. Supposedly that will separate the two from futher bashing one another. Student K was seriously out of control. He did not give a fuck that I was there in the middle of them trying to break them loose. Meanwhile student N was already ready to give in and gave up the fight.

Student K kept on pounding the other fellow while I was trying to miss some of the heavy punches from him. After what seemed like a minute of me screaming to Student K to stop whatever he was doing, the fight ended. I managed to break them loose with a price of a slight punch from Student K. Ouch!!!

I do not know if I have done a pretty darn good job or not. I guess I really suck at it. I should have been more stern with the kids. But how am I suppose to do that when these are the possibilities coming ahead of me if I could have whacked both students and screamed curses at them:
- Student K might beat me up instead of simply punching Student N (remember the size of the fella)
- K might turned into a green hulk and put on a fit of rage by trashing the metal chairs at me
- I might experienced some post-fight revenge like car scratches or God knows what these kids can do nowadays.

In the end of the day, I thought that I had done a pretty not bad job. Hahaha! It was difficult and I had no clue on how to handle them at all. Man, I was exhausted by the time class ended. Thank God recess was next. I ate and drank to fuel up on those lost calories. Who bloody says teaching is easy?

By the way, K definitely needs to see a shrink like ASAP. If only I could tell that to his parents. He definitely has problem to control his emotions. One second he is a chirpy, happy kid while the next he just turns into a rage machine. He is a grumpy kid and he needs help. I could imagine that if his behavior continues until his teenage life, he has big possibilities to turn into a hardheaded mobster! That's bad!