Once in a while , we do need to crack up a little bit to release all tense. So here goes for the Stupidest Joke ever.
*Best to say it in Malay
"Dalam banyak2 taik, taik ape yang tak nampak?"
a) taik mate ` Ekk...Salah
b) taik bintang `Salah lagi..
c) taik hang! haha ` Salah teramat salah. Hotak hang la! Haha..
d) taik lalat la sebab taik lalat tu kat belakang badan `Hmm..cam Salah la!
e) ntah, give up ar semua salah.
So nak tau ape jawapannye...hehe..
Jawapannye : Taik yang Terpijak la...Sah-sah sebab ko tak nampak, ko terpijak taik lembu tu kan..kan..kan..Hahahaha...
* Memang mangkuk ayun punye lawak! I like! =)
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Friday, March 23, 2007
Heheh...Silly me!
I was chatting with Zue this afternoon and somehow we mentioned about our friend Zal. I was asking Zue if Zal already got a bf or not because I saw some pictures of her with a guy.
So this is what actually happened. Read the excerpt of our chat. Haha!

So you guys get the joke yet???
Okay...silly me for making assumptions that Zal already has a bf. Zal if you are reading this, sorry ek. But if Faizal would have been your bf, I gile suspek sama lu. Ade style gitu mamat tu. Hehe.
And who bloody hell watch that one in a million nonsense shits?? Haha..count me out on that kinda show including AF okay!! Just not ME!! No no no...but still padan muke I for being so bloody ignorant and trying to spark up a very silly speculation. Haha.
So the joke is all on me people!! Haha..
The moral of the story is:
1. Stop being such a big time gossiper
2. Don't be too ignorant about things though you don't want to be watching it but at least pay a lil bit of attention. Haha.
So this is what actually happened. Read the excerpt of our chat. Haha!

So you guys get the joke yet???
Okay...silly me for making assumptions that Zal already has a bf. Zal if you are reading this, sorry ek. But if Faizal would have been your bf, I gile suspek sama lu. Ade style gitu mamat tu. Hehe.
And who bloody hell watch that one in a million nonsense shits?? Haha..count me out on that kinda show including AF okay!! Just not ME!! No no no...but still padan muke I for being so bloody ignorant and trying to spark up a very silly speculation. Haha.
So the joke is all on me people!! Haha..
The moral of the story is:
1. Stop being such a big time gossiper
2. Don't be too ignorant about things though you don't want to be watching it but at least pay a lil bit of attention. Haha.
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