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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Stupidest Joke

Once in a while , we do need to crack up a little bit to release all tense. So here goes for the Stupidest Joke ever.

*Best to say it in Malay

"Dalam banyak2 taik, taik ape yang tak nampak?"
a) taik mate ` Ekk...Salah
b) taik bintang `Salah lagi..
c) taik hang! haha ` Salah teramat salah. Hotak hang la! Haha..
d) taik lalat la sebab taik lalat tu kat belakang badan `Hmm..cam Salah la!
e) ntah, give up ar semua salah.

So nak tau ape jawapannye...hehe..

Jawapannye : Taik yang Terpijak la...Sah-sah sebab ko tak nampak, ko terpijak taik lembu tu kan..kan..kan..Hahahaha...

* Memang mangkuk ayun punye lawak! I like! =)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hey, what's this I got here?!



I'm not so sure where I got this from but I think Adrian gave this to me like ages ago! Haha!!

Friday, March 23, 2007

Heheh...Silly me!

I was chatting with Zue this afternoon and somehow we mentioned about our friend Zal. I was asking Zue if Zal already got a bf or not because I saw some pictures of her with a guy.

So this is what actually happened. Read the excerpt of our chat. Haha!



So you guys get the joke yet???

Okay...silly me for making assumptions that Zal already has a bf. Zal if you are reading this, sorry ek. But if Faizal would have been your bf, I gile suspek sama lu. Ade style gitu mamat tu. Hehe.

And who bloody hell watch that one in a million nonsense shits?? Haha..count me out on that kinda show including AF okay!! Just not ME!! No no no...but still padan muke I for being so bloody ignorant and trying to spark up a very silly speculation. Haha.

So the joke is all on me people!! Haha..

The moral of the story is:
1. Stop being such a big time gossiper
2. Don't be too ignorant about things though you don't want to be watching it but at least pay a lil bit of attention. Haha.